I’ve got nothing to say but it’s ok

9 March 2011 at 12:46 am 5 comments

Crap!! It’s five to four! Late… AGAIN. The baby is always so fussy before I have to pick Diggy up. Impossibile dressing Miss Charlie in her winter clothes without her screaming at the top of her lungs. Or leaving a last-minute present in her diaper. Anyway, she’s in the carriage now so off we go to preschool. Only a few minutes before it closes so I run like an insane mommy jogger. Ah, there’s a mother I’ve seen a few times before on her way back home with her son. I don’t really know her. Do I say hi? Smile? Nod in acknowledgement? Ok, I smile. She pretends to look at her watch. Nice! I haven’t yet deciphered the housewife code here in this small town. Or maybe it’s my smile. I try to look approachable but I’m afraid the effect is quite similar as to what Stephen Fry described in his autobiography: “Every time I pose for a photograph I try and smile a friendly smile, a sort of ‘Hello there! Gosh! Crumbs! Isn’t this jolly!’ sort of smile. Every time the photograph comes out I see a silken smirk on my face that makes me want to wail and shriek.” Rush past the parking lot. Oh the stink of funky fish! Market day today. Ok, quick look at the clock tower ( I, conveniently, don’t wear a watch). It’s already four!! And, yep, there go the church bells. I am officially in ritardissimo. Double crap!!

Ciao Bloggisti!

Sorry for that scatological interlude. It’s just an excerpt from “A Day in the Life of a Desperate Scarberian in Small Town Italy”. Don’t worry, it’s just a working title.
Baby miraculously went to bed early!! Cue Aretha: “Freedom, freedom, freeeeeedoooom!!!” So I finally have time to write after all these months. But to be honest, I didn’t really feel like blogging lately. I’ve been lethargic and comfortably numb when it came to my cyber world. I only turned on my computer to check emails, to waste time on FB or just relax. And I desperately needed to wind down lately. It’s been really busy the past few months, what with the various family commitments, travelling, and just keeping our life in working order. We were in Canada over the Christmas holidays where I spent time with family, friends and donuts (not necessarily in that order). It was great. So great that here’s a list of the highlights:
– the transcontinental flight with three kids. If you’ve never done it, I sincerely urge you to put it on your bucket list.
– Oh, I almost forgot how much fun it was to pack now that we can travel to North America with only ONE SUITCASE PER PERSON!
– ketchup chips. Nuff said. Hmmm, now I’m hungry. I think I’m going downstairs for a midnight snack. To be continued domani.

In the meantime, it’s Carnevale in Italy (except for the Milan area, where we celebrate on Saturday). I found this festive clip of Raffaella Carrà to get you in the carnival spirit. She was my hubster’s favourite back in the day. Yes, she was a very hard act to follow.

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Joanne  |  9 March 2011 at 12:58 am

    I told you not to have your eye teeth filed to fine points that’s what is scaring the provincial sciure. Miss Charlie screams because her kit isn’t designer. You should be asleep, I should be asleep. Chinese any time soon?

    Darn! And I thought I had such a winning smile. Miss Charlie has to settle for Corsico market couture. Yes, I do need more sleep. Last night I dreamt about Formigoni!! And instead of Chinese, would you like to see Mamma Mia instead?

  • 2. Val  |  9 March 2011 at 3:50 am

    she’s definitely ripping off Jackie Rogers Jr. at 0:40 and several times after.

    Thanks for taking some time to catch us up. Your fascination with donuts and ketchup chips is truly stunning!

    Martin Short’s moves are legendary (or “legend” as you youngsters say today). I never cared that much about donuts and ketchup chips before leaving Canada. But absence makes the heart grow fonder.

  • 3. Vikram  |  16 March 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Since you clearly are a foodie, I have a question. My sister is movign to Genoa, Italy for 4 months with her husband and 3 yr old daughter. Where can she find Indian groceries?
    I will be grateful if you could reply on vikram.dogra@gmail.com
    thanks for your help.

    Hello Vikram. I don’t really know Genova and am not familiar with Indian grocery shops. She could try in the Città Vecchia, which seems to have a lot of “ethnic” shops.

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  • 5. Sue  |  20 March 2011 at 11:16 pm

    Her dress is boss. And she seems to like backbends a lot. What is she, a show-off? 😉

    It was the early 80s. ‘Nuff said.


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